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Gavin: Ray what’s your sensitivity on?
Ray: 9
Gavin: Jeez, no wonder you can spin around like a lemon.
Geoff: How do lemons spin around?
Gavin: Have you ever spun a lemon on a table? It’s mental.
Ray: No I’m not an asshole. I treat lemons with respect.

Let’s Play Call of Duty: Black Ops 2-Turned Mode (via speaksism)

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Geoff: So we’re doing a jet dogfight, just like we did…n’t do for Things to Do.
Ray: Actually that was Versus.
Jack: Yeah, it was Ryan vs. Michael.
Geoff: It’s gonna be Ray vs. the Unemployment Line if he keeps fucking correcting me.

Convo between Geoff, Ray and Jack (via ryan-freewood)